lousbianqueen:

i literally can’t breathe right now what is this 

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

(Source: katherine-heigl)

lindsayolohan:

THE NOTES I AM CRYING

eldritch-heiress:

I still wonder how Karkat’s failed to notice a dead ghost girl who looks like one of his dead friends who happens to be linked with their ancestors is wearing a necklace with his sign on it

happydoge:

why is tosh.0 always at least a year behind on internet jokes

homestuckandcartoons:

malignance:

homestuckandcartoons:

NO



rED I SWAEAR TO GOD IMG GONNA SCREAM

commanderinqueef:

spread your buttcheeks and fly

buttgenie:

can we just, like, respect other human beings oh my fucking god

ablogaboutmen:

This Motherfucker is Simo Hayha
He was a simple finnish farmer, sounds dumb right?
Well it isn’t. 1939, ALONG COMES SOVIET RUSSIA TO FUCK SHIT UP.
SO WHAT DOES THIS FUCKER DO? RUN? NO.
He trots over to the forest in dead winter with a rifle and some food
perches in a tree
And starts to CAP every COMMIE MOTHERFUCKER in sight
IN -20 to -40 DEGREE TEMPERATURES.
He killed DOZENS of Russians and became known as ‘White Death’
He killed every task force they threw at his ass.
HE KILLED ENTIRE TROOPS OF COUNTER SNIPER TEAMS.
Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705.
The Russians Carpet bombed where he was. Only his coat got damaged by shrapnel.
On march 6th 1940, Hayha was shot in the face by an explosive round by chance.
He was found by Finnish troops with half his face missing.
BUT HE REGAINED CONCIOUSNESS A WEEK LATER.
He did all this with a mandatory years training in the military.
What did you do with your life faggot?
705/10
canelizard:

Sollux = Sexy
hummingbirdprince:

milky-days:

fkdahjfda i swear to god i uploaded this but apparently not, i’ve been all over the place this week. anyways have a humanized Coco a la Carmen Miranda~

WOW THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE SEEN COME FROM FANART OF THIS CARTOON
happyds:

More shit
roachpatrol:

Well, maybe I’m a crook for stealing your heart awayAnd maybe I’m a crook for not caring for itYeah, maybe I’m a bad, bad, bad, bad personWell, baby I know…
homestucksonyoutube:

I’MG GOING TO FUCKIGNBS PISS YOU GUYSGV HKEP,M E